Born Rejected

Lets hope this is what my bedroom looks like tomorrow morning

Western Illinois University, circa 2008. YIKES

Brodown with a hipster

Coworkers barbeque? Ruined

I have this incredible inability to look cool in pictures.

FUN?! What’s that?

Supporting a coworkers band, out of my mind intoxicated, with copious amounts herpes on my face. This is Manliness.

I am posting this picture of me with 3 of my female coworkers all over the internet so people think I have friends that are girls.

theduty:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

I played bassoon for 4 years. BAM